we top flight security of the WORLD, craig!


shit, not just the city, the WORLD! they need security in the WORLD, craig!

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Friend: Top Gear? I've never seen it.
Me: It's brilliant. It's supposed to be about cars, but it's not. Well, it is, but they do ridiculous things with them when they're not actually being some version of educational.
Friend: Nice.
Me: Definitely. And, it's British. So, automatic win.